TURD HAT! CRAB CLAWS! FOUR BOOBS! DOG HEAD! NICE BELT!
The Four Boob Bozwangler has it all! The best outerspace friend you will ever meet!
Here is the poem of the existence of the Bozwangler:
HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN?
HAVE YOU PLANNED TO RULE A PLANET?
HAVE YOU CLIPPED THE WINGS FROM A WEAKER BEING?
HAVE YOU LOVED?
HAVE YOU SEEN SUNS EXPLODE?
HAVE YOU WEPT AS PLANETS IMPLODE?
YES?
YOU ARE BOZWANGLER.
Watch the Bozwangler in action here:
BOZWANGLER VIDEO!!!!
